i think i have herpe
just one?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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