Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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