While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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