You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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