what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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