I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
