"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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