I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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