I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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