I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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