i already hear my dad disowning me
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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