I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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