normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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