Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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