a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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