I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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