Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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