So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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