does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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