Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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