How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
