I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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