How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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