He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
i've created a new STD.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
