Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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