i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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