You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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