rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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