ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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