I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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