Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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