I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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