the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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