Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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