After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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