you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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