How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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