last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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