Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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