yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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