I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Are we still banned from the library?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
