wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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