I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
