Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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