Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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