What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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