i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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