brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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