Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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