i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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