I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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