You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
just found out that she named her cat after me.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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