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My hand turned me down
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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