guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This is my gift to your gina
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
