I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Randomize
