So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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