I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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