btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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