I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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