i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize