Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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